Chapter Nine Note: Everything italisized is what they're thinking. Living Room Moonstar: -playing with peanut butter- Ebonycloud: Let's go to da beach! Twigstorm: OMG maybe I'll get to see David Archuleta...SHIRTLESS. COUNT ME IN. IM COMING ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oooooh...he'll be so hot. And his swim trunks... :) Flamepelt: OMG maybe I'll get to see Joe Jonas...SHIRTLESS. -grabs towel and swimsuit- IM READY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA. Stormfur: OMG maybe I'll get to see sand! DUDES IM TOTALLY IN. Sand is so soft... Moonstar: Can my peanut butter come? Tabbystripe: Um...sure... Moonstar: kkz den Eaglesight: Let's go then!
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Car Twigstorm: WERE GOING TO THE BEAAAACH WERE GOING TO THE BEAAAACH Stormfur: -grabs Moonstar's peanut butter and stuffs in ears- Moonstar: >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( EFF YOU Tabbystripe: -turns on radio- Radio: And today David Archuleta will be at the beach! Moonstar, Eaglesight, Twigstorm: NO. FRICKING. WAY. O____________________________________O Twigstorm: SHIRTLESS! Eaglesight: HIS CHEST! Moonstar: HIS SWIMMY TRUNKS!!!!!111!!! Stormfur: ...ew. Radio: And locals have claimed Joe Jones is there as well. Flamepelt: OMG JOE IM COMING FOR YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Moonstar, Eaglesight, Twigstorm: ...ew. Flamepelt: I SAID IVE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000, NOT MUCH TO SAY CUZ THEY LIVED UNDERWATER... Moonstar: IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLEZ....SHARING FOR THE WHERLD.... Radio: And reports that sand is also there ave just come in. Stormfur: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ooooh, it's soo sooooooo soft and grainy.... Tabbystripe: Hey...where's Rainy?
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Rainpelt's Dungeon...in Paradise Rainpelt: I have succesfully transported my dungeon to the beach because today is the day when the trio of Archulovers are hopefully gonna catch the little weasel! Bella, be ready. Bella: >_> Edward: Why can't you marry Archuleta? Rainpelt: Kuz hes ugly. Obsessed mob of screaming Archuleta fangirls: -snap fingers- O NO YOU DIDNTTTTT. -attack- Rainpelt: OUCH...HEY....HELP ME....OUCH...HES HOT OKAY? Obsessed mob: :) -leeve- Rainpelt: God..... Alice: Why am I here anyways? Rainpelt: You're taking me shopping. Alice: ...ur a cat Rainpelt: Anything's possible. I transported my dungeon to the beach, rite? Edward: yeah...um...how exactly DID you do that???? Rainpelt: i have my ways. Which is why Edward's marrying me. Bella. >:( RAPIST!!!!!!!111
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Beach Stormfur: OMG SAND! -runs over to sand and lies down- So, soo soft.... Ebonycloud: HEY LEWKIE A LITTERBOX -pees in sand- Stormfur: So, sooo yummy 2.... -eetz- Ebonycloud: :) Stormfur: ...OHMYGOSH... -pukes- MY SAND! ITS RUINED!!!!!!! ;_______; Flamepelt: JOE????? Moonstar: DAVID ARCHULETA????? Twigstorm: -sees David Archuleta shirtless- Eaglesight: OMGZ! -faints- Moonstar: SO SO HAWT... -faints- Twigstorm: -doesnt faint- oh yeah im so steady -runs over to David- HI David Archuleta: Ahaha, hey. :) Twigstorm: :)))))))))))))) ...I like your chest. :))) David: ... Flamepelt: JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -hugs- Dr. Phil: GET OFF OF ME Flamepelt: oh sorryz... I thought you were a hot, successful, young dude. Dr. Phil: >_> yah thx Flamepelt: JOE??????????????????????? ;_;
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Ocean David Archuleta: -swim swim swim- Twigstorm: :))))))))))))))) David Archuleta: Um,,, can I lyke,,, help you with something? Twigstorm: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) David Archuleta: :\\\ Moonstar: -gets up- I fainted Stormfur: MY SAND WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Tabbystripe: -ish wearing bikini- im awesome Eaglesight: ...sure Moonstar: Wait...aren't we supposed to kidnap David today? Eaglesight: O YAHS
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Beach/Ocean Moonstar: -sings pink panther- DUH NUH DUH NUH, DUH NUH, DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DA DUHHHHHHH, DA DA DA DUH DUH Eaglesight: -sneaks up behind Archuleta- Rainpelt: my plan is working perfectly.... Eaglesight: ... -hugs tightly- HES WARM AND SOFT!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG SO SEXY........omgvryvrysxy Moonstar: -pokes- HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! His swim trunks are even sexier... Eaglesight: TOOO...SEXY....MUST....FAINT... -faints- David Archuleta: O_O -runs- Twigstorm: DAVIE WE HAD SOMETHING SPESHAL!!!!!!!!!! ;_________; -breaks down crying- Rainpelt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -breaks down crying- Eaglesight: OMG SO SXY
Hope this satisfied you! And just for the record, I'm not obsessed with Archuleta anymore, though he is kinda cute. But my character has always been, so I just kept myself obsessed. Tell em your fave parts/lines please!!!
GO MES! But I lost hims =[ Oh well *Gets a net* I'll get him one day! Loved this part
Moonstar: DAVID ARCHULETA????? Twigstorm: -sees David Archuleta shirtless- Eaglesight: OMGZ! -faints- Moonstar: SO SO HAWT... -faints- Twigstorm: -doesnt faint- oh yeah im so steady -runs over to David- HI David Archuleta: Ahaha, hey. :) Twigstorm: :)))))))))))))) ...I like your chest. :))) David: ...
My new kitten loved this part =] Moonstar: -sings pink panther- DUH NUH DUH NUH, DUH NUH, DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DA DUHHHHHHH, DA DA DA DUH DUH
David Archuleta: -swim swim swim- Twigstorm: :))))))))))))))) David Archuleta: Um,,, can I lyke,,, help you with something? Twigstorm: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) David Archuleta: :\\\ Moonstar: -gets up- I fainted Stormfur: MY SAND WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Tabbystripe: -ish wearing bikini- im awesome Eaglesight: ...sure Moonstar: Wait...aren't we supposed to kidnap David today? Eaglesight: O YAHS
I LOVE IT!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))) Now,if only I was included...
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We all have our moments: A moment to cry, a moment to laugh. A moment to be held, a moment to be let go. A moment to be sad for not having what we want, and a moment to be happy with what we got.
Yeah, we all have those moments. And I advise you not to put them to waste.
Moonstar: -sings pink panther- DUH NUH DUH NUH, DUH NUH, DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DA DUHHHHHHH, DA DA DA DUH DUH Eaglesight: -sneaks up behind Archuleta- Rainpelt: my plan is working perfectly.... Eaglesight: ... -hugs tightly- HES WARM AND SOFT!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG SO SEXY........omgvryvrysxy Moonstar: -pokes- HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! His swim trunks are even sexier... Eaglesight: TOOO...SEXY....MUST....FAINT... -faints- David Archuleta: O_O -runs- Twigstorm: DAVIE WE HAD SOMETHING SPESHAL!!!!!!!!!! ;_________; -breaks down crying- Rainpelt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -breaks down crying- Eaglesight: OMG SO SXY
THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!
"To...sexy...must...faint..." HAHA!@!!!!!
Edward: Why can't you marry Archuleta? Rainpelt: Kuz hes ugly. Obsessed mob of screaming Archuleta fangirls: -snap fingers- O NO YOU DIDNTTTTT. -attack-
LAWL!!!!!!
Flamepelt: JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -hugs- Dr. Phil: GET OFF OF ME Flamepelt: oh sorryz... I thought you were a hot, successful, young dude. Dr. Phil: >_> yah thx
HAHAHAHA! -dies laughing-
-jumps up- Okay, it's all good, I'm alive. Moonstar, you are an effing GENIUS!!!!! -glomps- -tries to steal moonys genius- It's not working...aah...-dies because I'm cool like that-
Oh my goodness thank you so much guys!!! XDXDXD I didn't think you guys would like it so much! These comments were perfect they made me so happy! I'm glad you guys enjoyed it! -hugs-
*Hugs back* I was in a super happy mood today! Plus I needed a good laugh! Me new kitten is layin' on my lap licking my computer screen! He must love you!