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Oceanheart


RiverClan Warrior

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Raingaze grabbed a mouse
from the fresh-kill pile.
She padded to the warriors
den. Raingaze settled in her
usual spot and drifted off to
sleep. She whimpered when
she had a dream about missing
a mouse. I hate my life. She thought
to herself. Even the mouse hates me.
No one loves me. All I want to do is catch one mouse. That will make me happy. "Stormtail! Help me catch a mouse!" Stormtail, "I can't right now, I have to go out on a patrol." Raingaze whimpered. No one would help her catch a mouse. She suddenly decided to become mute. She walked off an edge of a cliff. As she was falling, "YYYAAAAAAAAY! I'm going to die! No one loves me anymore! Oh, Midnight, take me away! A secret place! A sweet escape! Take me awa- uh ouch? Why am I not dead?!!!?? Curse you Starclan! I know, I'll go fall off a tree. Because, all I eat are mice that I don't catch. And I just whimper all day. So when I get on that tree, not only will my weight take me down, but my whimpering will break the glass off my Two-Leg's windows and the branch I'm sitting on. Well, here we go! wait no , how am I supposed to kill myself if I fall of this branch?" That is the next mystery. Tune in next time to find out! Whimper whimper whimper whimper whimper whimper whimper whimper whimper whimper!

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Wyvernclaw


WindClan Warrior

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"Hi," Bluestar said.
"Hi," said Bluestar.
Bluestar: Hi.
"Hi," repeated Bluestar
"Hi," Bluestar repeated.
"Hi," Bluestar whispered.
"Hi," Bluestar muttered.
"Hi," Bluestar yelled.
"Hi," Bluestar mouthed.
"Hi," Bluestar murmured.
"Hi," Bluestar echoed.
"Hi," whispered Bluestar.
"Hi," muttered Bluestar.
"Hi," yelled Bluestar.
"Hi," mouthed Bluestar.
"Hi," murmured Bluestar
"Hi," echoed Bluestar

"Why are you continuously saying 'Hi' to that mirror, with different ways of saying it?" Stonefur asked.
Bluestar thought for a minute. "This is a mirror?"

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Emberpaw


WindClan Apprentice

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"I dun know." Deadheart,my emo character,said to Raingaze. "Maybeh we should just go and ask that Two-leg for a sharp thingie to cut ourselves..." He continued, jumping off the branch.Suddenly, my other character, Forestfeather, tried to save him.

Deadheart: *dances as he dives into a fiery pit of Cheez Whiz* Take me away
Forestfeather: *dances as well* Take me away
Deadheart: A secret place
Forestfeather: A secret place
Deadheart: The sweet escape!


Meanwhile, in ThunderClan, Squirrelflight and Leafpool were singing something rather strange... 



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We all have our moments:
A moment to cry, a moment to laugh.
A moment to be held, a moment to be let go.
A moment to be sad for not having what we want,
and a moment to be happy with what we got.

Yeah, we all have those moments.
And I advise you not to put them to waste.
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Tutelasoul


ThunderClan Warrior

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Squirrelflight: I can not feeeeeeel my feeeeetttttttttttttt......
Leafpool: Ooh-ooo-oh-oooohhhh....
Squirrel: My feet are freeee-ee-ee-zing....
Leaf: OH OH OOOOH
Squirrel: Yeah, I can't feel my fee-...hey wait.
Leaf: OH OOH OO-OOH...oh, we stopped. What?
Squirrel: We have paws, not feet. We should change the words. I CANNOT FEEL MY PAAWWWSSS....
Leaf: OH OH YEAH! ...wait, but then it doens't rhyme.
Squirrel: ...it dint rhyme anyway.
Leaf: Oh, right. I dun liek singing backup.
Squirrel: *model pose* Too bad. I'm better than you.
Leaf: *pouts*
Squirrel: *whips out pink feather boa* OH YEAH. I PWN.
Leaf: OH, SHE PWNS. Aw man, I'm in backup singer mode.

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Emberpaw


WindClan Apprentice

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Crowfeather suddenly bounded into ThunderClan, laughing his butt off.
"Harhar, LEAFPOOL IS BACK-UP SINGER! x]"

Leafpool: >:[ -slaps Crowfeather with bacon strips-
Crowfeather: OW! :[
Leafpool: -slaps him with porckchops- >:[
Jaypaw: Uh-hyuk! :B Why you be slappin' Crow with meaty goodnesssss...?
Leafpool: Oh, the shame... no.gif
Squirrelflight: Tel' me 'bout it...>_> and I have to pretend he's MY son. Dx

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We all have our moments:
A moment to cry, a moment to laugh.
A moment to be held, a moment to be let go.
A moment to be sad for not having what we want,
and a moment to be happy with what we got.

Yeah, we all have those moments.
And I advise you not to put them to waste.
:aww:
Amourapaw


ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

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Jaypaw was having a hard time. He wanted to jump up and down yelling, "PANCAKES!!!!!" but Hollypaw didn't want him to.

Jaypaw: Pancak------
Hollypaw: If you say 'the word', I'll throw a cookie at you!
Jaypaw: Not a cookie! A Pancak-----
Hollypaw: One more time......
Jaypaw: PANCAKE!!!!!
Hollypaw: *sigh* <bout to throw cookie>
Jaypaw: No!!!!! A cookie! Y not a pancake!!!
Hollypaw: *through*
Jaypaw: mmphh!!! *covered in cookies



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darlin',
you're hiding in the closet
once again, start smiling.
I know you're tryin', real hard
not to turn your head away
pretty darling, face tomorrow
tomorrow's not yesterday. <3

 
Dragonstar


ShadowClan Leader

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*Suddenly, Woll Smoth appeared in StarClan.*

"GODDOMIT, FROD!" Woll Smoth yowled, transforming into a cow and flying over the moon.
"Om Ongolinah Jolenah," said the tiny-faced actess, blowing up.
"Zock Ofroon," Zock Ofroon shouted without an exclamation point, appearing out of no where and slapping Bluestar.
"Mah nom os Chock Norros!" Chock Norros said randomly.

"This looks like fun!" Bluestar said. Changing her name, she shouted to the heavens, "BLOSTA!"
"You shouldn't have said that," Lonhort said, as Bluestar transformed into a blaster pistol.
"BOTMON!" Batman's counterpart, Botmon, shouted. "NUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUH!!!"
 "wot for me" Roobon said, mistaking and chasing after Conon O'Bron.
"GOT AWOY FROM ME, BODFACE!" Conon O'Bron screamed, running away.
"I'm Tim Kriss!" Tim Kriss said to Kaenu Weeves before the post ended.
"Wait, I hovont gotton to say somethog!" Kaenu Weeves said.
"You just did," Narrator said.

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Wyvernclaw


WindClan Warrior

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*The Imperial March plays and suddenly the whole Galactic Empire appears in StarClan*
"We will destroy all of these four-legged vermin and take what is theirs!" Emporer Palpatine shouted to his StormTroopers.
"Yay! Yay! Yay!" the Stormies yelled, in a very passable impression of the Monty Python people.
"Wii woll dostrah you!" Woll Smoth yelled back, brandishing his Actor Blade (A trademarked item, might I add!) All of the other tiny-faced people did the same.
"SHOOPDAWHOOP!" Lonhort yelled, picking the blastr pistol that was formerly Bluestar. "I'MAFIRIN'MAHLAZA!!!"

*Insert epic battle here*

" biggrin ," Woll Smoth emotioned, standing epicly atop a pile of Stormtroopers, cats, and tiny-faced actors and actresses. "WOLL SMOTH IS TEH VOCTOR!"
Suddenly, Bluestar tapped him on the shoulder. Turning around, he saw a large, muscular Bluestar.
"You con't be har!" he yelled. "You or a blosta postol!"
"..." Bluestar said, somehow bypasing the laws of sound that say that "..." isn't a sound. Then she punched Woll Smoth in the face, sending him tumbling out of StarClan.
"LOL!" Lonhort said, before collasping on the water.

*O.o How do you collaspe on water?*
(The world may never know.)

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Amourapaw


ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

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Firestar was having a hard time deciding on what to eat:

Firestar: Oh! I wanna eat the mouse!
Firestar: no, the thrush
Firestar: no, the mouse is better
Firestar: uhuh. the thrush
Firestar: mouse!
Firestar: thrush
Firestar: MOUSE!
Firestar: THRUSH!
Firestar: MOUSE!
Firestar: THRUS-
Sandstorm: how bout you just eat the cookie?

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darlin',
you're hiding in the closet
once again, start smiling.
I know you're tryin', real hard
not to turn your head away
pretty darling, face tomorrow
tomorrow's not yesterday. <3

 
Wyvernclaw


WindClan Warrior

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"NO COOKIE FOR YOU!" said Bluestar the food Nazi.
"I HAVE FOOD NAZINESS COPYRIGHTED!" the food Nazi yelled, appearing out of nowhere.
"I HAVE COPYRIGHTS COPYRIGHTED!" Keetongu yelled, appearing out of  a Warp Comedy Vortex and chasing the food Nazi away.*
"That was strange," Bluestar the food Nazi said.
"Indeed," Bluestar said to Bluestar The Food Nazi Said, blinking.
"True dat," Replid Bluestar to Bluestar said to Bluestar The Food Nazi, Blinking while digging a hole in StarClan.
"Mhm," Bluestar agreed with Replied Bluestar To Bluestar Said To Bluestar The Fod Nazi, Blinking While Digging A Hole In StarClan and baking a pie.
"This is strange," murmured Bluestar to Bluestar Agreed With Replied Bluestar To Bluestar Said To Bluestar The Fod Nazi, Blinking While Digging A Hole In StarClan And Baking A Pie.

"How come that joke only works when Bluestar uses it?" Lionheart asked. "I want a bunch of me, too! =( "
Batman: DUNNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNU-
"NO!" Narrator yelled, using hs mystial Narrator-like powers to teleport Batman away.
"BATMAAaaaaaaaannn....." Batman finished right before disappearing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Narrator yelled, diminishing to nothingness.

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