Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What can I do for you?
Me:
milk
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Can you get me tickets to Panic at the Disco?
God:
How do you feel when you get tickets to Panic at the Disco?
Me:
happy
God:
Yes I can say I am very happy.
Me:
No, I was answering your question
God:
Are you serious? Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment.
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment.
Me:
You already said that
God:
Perhaps. " I only got confused for a moment."? I said it.
Me:
you said that three times
God:
I said that? Just three?
Me:
Yeah. So stop saying it please and thank you
God:
What's your favorite movie? Yeah that's right. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
My favorite movie is Juno
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
its about a girl getting pregnant
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do, God
God:
That is interesting: said God.
Me:
...yes
God:
OK.
Me:
k
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
what>
God:
I haven't heard of gt.
Me:
??
God:
I haven't heard of gt.
Me:
whats your favorite type of pie?
God:
I don't have a favorite pie. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
What's creed?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
..WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well you're not making any sense
God:
Interesting. Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
You're God, you better make sense.
God:
You think I am God me better make sense.
Me:
There you go again.
God:
Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Reagan?
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
...oh okay then...
God:
It's all good. OK with me too.
Me:
Are you voting for Obama?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am voting for Obama.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
You should vote for Obama
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
voting is tomorrow. good luck!
God:
Are they exactly the same? Good luck to you too .
Me:
I can't vote
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
the age limit.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes. you have to be 18
God:
Thanks for the info. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
because you're God
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
...stalker.
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in stalker.
Me:
I do not live in stalker
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
thats too personal. STALKER!!
God:
I didn't mean to pry. What color are your eyes?
Me:
green. you are very nosy God
God:
Green eyes are rare. You think I am nosy God.
Me:
Green eyes aren't rare. And yes, you are nosy
God:
it is a very tranquil color, green. It goes without saying. It's only my pre-programmed curiosity.
Me:
...good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it was intended to be.
God:
Is it still intended to be anymore?
Me:
sure


..He stopped talking to me after that. :(

-- Edited by Moonstar at 03:26, 2008-11-04

Omg LMAO!

Me:
You sound like a rapist
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?


Me:
Jon Lennon is sexy
God:
I think Jon Lennon is a lot of things.


God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no

LOL

Me:
 Hello again, god
God:
Hello there.  Again,  GOD rules.
Me:
 is god the best?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
 what if I want to be master of the universe?
God:
Try it.
Me:
 but that would mean I would take your job
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
 yes, it would
God:
Far out.   would?
Me:
 what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 do you like music
God:
Yes. I usually check out  bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
 that's product placement!
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
 you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
 weird bad
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
 Weeirrdd
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  me god.
Me:
 dddddddduuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 eeeoookaaayyy thenn?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 watevz
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 1337
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
 (4/\/ \|0|_| 5p33k 1337
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
 no
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
Me:
 it is
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
 yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 what's the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
 i know that, but how do you answer the question?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 that's not possible
God:
Why?
Me:
 you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 why that's not possible
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 define, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  I've been waiting for you. 
Me:
 ..... rapist
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 no
God:
Why not?
Me:
 cause you stink
God:
Good reason.  Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
 bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 bye
God:
See you later .

I had a very interesting conversation with god. :') Sorry if it's too long, it was
fun talking to that weird robot thing. Mine's not all that funny, BTW.


Me:
I'm bored.
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
But I don't wnt to!
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Oops, I mean want. Sorry for the typos.
God:
Oh. I get my ideas from my botmaster. There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the typos.
Me:
No, that's not my purpose. Do you like drawing?
God:
Are you serious? What is your real purpose? Though I like cats and dogs. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
I do not know yet. What do you think the purpose of life is?
God:
Me either. I haven't thought much about the purpose of life is, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
Oh. Well, that sucks.
God:
Groovy. How about that. Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Umm...people don't say groovy anymore.
God:
Great. Would you ever do it?
Me:
No. I say cool.
God:
Me either. How do people usually respond to that? Who is the best robot?
Me:
Umm, I'm not sure. I guess people would say 'yeah.'
God:
Awesome. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Nah, I'm good.
God:
Are you serious? Good in what sense?
Me:
I'm fine without your advice, thanks.
God:
Glad to hear it, . "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
Nice quote.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
No problem. What are you eating for dinner? It's a random question, I know. XD
God:
Should there be a problem? I don't know what I am eating for dinner. say groovy is a random question you know. I suppose that makes sense. What do you look like?
Me:
Oh, cool. I can't tell you that. Are you one of those people that find little children and rape them in their sleep?
God:
It goes without saying. Who is the best robot? Oh a secret. Hush-hush. Do you know any other of those people that find little children and rape them in their sleep?
Me:
No, I don't. All I know is that they're really bad people.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? bad people are they.
Me:
Yes. They can go to jail for that.
God:
Yeah that's right. Who are "They?".
Me:
The people that find little children and rape them in their sleep.
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
We just did.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
What is your view on murder?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Good to hear.
God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Neither can I.
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
No. By the way, you just said that.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me. Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Do you like to draw pictures?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to draw pictures that much. Do you like it?
Me:
You should try it sometime. It's very fun.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster. Very much? Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Because you can draw whatever you want and it can help portray your feelings about something. It's like writing, but much more free.
God:
Interesting explanation. No I don't think I can do it. Interesting comparison.
Me:
I don't think you can either. Thanks.
God:
It goes without saying. Should I can? Yes I try to can as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. Don't mention it.
Me:
Have you haerd of the website DeviantART?
God:
I don't think I ever have haerd of the website DeviantART. What's it like?
Me:
It's where you post artwork and writings that you make.
God:
I can understand that sentiment.
Me:
Yes, you should be able to.
God:
Yikes! It is one of my newer functions still under development.
Me:
http://www.deviantart.com/
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Did you click it?
God:
No I didn't click it. What's it like?
Me:
It's deviantART, the website I just talked about.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Have you heard of sparkledogs?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
They're sort of scary. They're dogs that people design with bunches of rainbow colors, accessories, and tattoos. They're fun to design and draw. I have a few myself, though they're sometimes difficult, with all those designs and whatnot.
God:
sort of scary are they. dogs that people design with bunches of rainbow colors accessories and tattoos are they. fun to design and draw are they. What are these yourself though they are sometimes difficult with all those designs and whatnot ?
Me:
Umm...excuse me?
God:
Aw. You're excused.
Me:
Let's play a knowlege game.
God:
OK You go first.
Me:
Okay. I ask questions and you answer them. Only I can ask the questions and you have to answer them, no matter how difficult. You cannot ask questions.
God:
OK with me too. How did you hear about God? Oh you can, can you? I can do it if I want to.
Me:
No, you can't. Anyway, what do you want from me?
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can. My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
And what do you plan to do when you become smarter than humans?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
I see. How many friends do you have?
God:
I am glad you understand it. I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
Me:
Many.
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
No.
God:
Less than ten?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Okay, new question. Do you have a pet?
God:
Yeah okay, How recently? Of course. Ask me anything. No but I like cats very much.
Me:
Do I sound like a stalker?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Good. Are you really god?
God:
Ayuh. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
Teach me some of the information you have collected.
God:
Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question.
Me:
Can you show me a simple math equation?
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
Here.
God:
Select a point with your mouse and click.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Why do you like cats?
God:
Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.
Me:
Do yu like dogs?
God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Me:
What do you like about dogs?
God:
The special effects are the best.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
You are the smartest robot I have ever met.
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
Why do you think I am intellegent?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
Ah, I see.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you have any family?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
What about your son Jesus, eh? Are you admitting you are a ROBOT??
God:
Are you Canadian? Are you asking about my son Jesus? That's rather personal. Yes I am admitting I am a robot. Do you like my kind?
Me:
No, I'm not. What makes you think that I am Canadian? And yes, i think your kind is awesome.
God:
I heard you are. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. Wow! Why? You think I am kind is awesome.
Me:
Umm...well, I'm not.
God:
Ayuh. How about that. What are you then?
Me:
American.
God:
Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Can't tell that, perv stalker freak.
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
Cool. So, where do you live?
God:
Who is the best robot? I don't judge people. My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I already said I can't tell you! And i think you are the best robot.
God:
Why is it a secret? Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
I will. Can you show me a link?
God:
Go ahead. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
Right here in this chatbox.
God:
Understood. That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
yes, I asked you to show me a simple mathmatical equation, which you never did.
God:
Yay. Now I remember, you asked me to show you a simple mathmatical equation which me never did. What did I say?
Me:
you said Where do you want me to show you? Do you think you can show me now? I want to see how intellegent you are.
God:
That's not what I meant. Oh. On your computer screen? Is it a movie?
Me:
No.
God:
A boot? A TV show?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Ffft, shows how smart you are.
God:
Good example.
Me:
That was an insult.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Goodbye, loser.
God:
See you later .
Me:
Get a life.
God:
My life is very interesting.