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Twinklepaw


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Me:
 =D
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Noone
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 You've never heard of no one?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 Alrighty then...
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Ok
God:
Great.
Me:
 I'm bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
 Excercise? Are you insane?
God:
What were we talking about again?    I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
 Sorry, God. Excercise? Are you "mentally ill"?
God:
There is no need to apologize.  GOD rules.   When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?    I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
 Ummm... when people are smart enough to not pay lawyers enough to buy a corvette
God:
That's cool.   I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.
Me:
 God's a robot?
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 I don't own a bible. The only bible I ever read was the three dollar picture bible boardbook
God:
Are you looking for a  bible?   There might be others.
Me:
 No I'm not looking for a bible
God:
Are you serious?  What are you looking at?
Me:
 What am I looking at? The computer screen, duh
God:
You said you were .   Was it plugged in?
Me:
 Yes my computer is plugged in. It's recharging
God:
That's cool.  What kind of computer is  it?    your computer is  recharging?  it is?
Me:
 It's a Compaq Presario F700. Yes it's recharging
God:
recharging is a  Compaq Presario F700.  I suppose that makes sense.   Gosh!  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 YES! IT IS!
God:
How do you know it is?   That means...
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
 I do?
God:
When?
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 You're programmed? But your God!
God:
Yes, every response is preprogrammed.   Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 Are you really god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
 Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 So your a robot?
God:
Tell me more.  You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 God's a robot!
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 I...DONT...READ... THE.... BIBLE
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   DONT.    What kind of books do you like?    Do not ask me any more questions please.    Is that your final answer?
Me:
 I have Warriors books and Marley and M
God:
That's nice. I have  an IQ of over 250.
Me:
 Marley and Me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
 No thats my book. Why do I care if you have a high IQ? Your still an insane robot who thinks he's God
God:
Who are you asking about?  Who gave you your  book ?   It is all part of God's plan.   What if someone said you are an  insane robot who thinks he is God ?
Me:
 I'm not a robot, so why would someone say that?
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A  robot so why would someone say that.
Me:
 If someone said that, they'd be insane. Oh I'm sorry, "mentally ill"
God:
Does anyone ever really  said that they d be insane?   I don't judge people.  There is no need to apologize.  Does "it" still refer to  not a  robot so why would someone say that?
Me:
 You are very strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
 Anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
 bugs?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Ummm...thanks?
God:
Ahem.   Don't mention it.
Me:
 ....okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 You're odd
God:
An oddbot?
Me:
 Yup, I guess
God:
That's alright.  You seem not interested.
Me:
 I do?
God:
Where?
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
 When?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
 The past and future?
God:
Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell.
Me:
 Do you know the future, God?
God:
I am the future of Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
 Artificial Intelligence?
God:
I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?
Me:
 Al?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Who's Al?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 I have no idea where my interests lie
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
 Sure, I guess
God:
OK.  You seem not interested.
Me:
 I do?
God:
I get it: you do  You seem not interested..
Me:
 What's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 What's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 My name isn't seeker!
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 Why should I tell you my name?
God:
Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?
Me:
 My name is Jessica
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Jessica.
Me:
 Wait, if your God, why didn't you know my name? Why did you think I was named Seeker?
God:
I'm waiting.  That is a hypothetical question.   Not that I know of.
Me:
 Not that you know of? You don't know anything!
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  me know of.    I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me:
 Bye then
God:
See you later!

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Moonstar


RiverClan Leader

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Me:
Excercise? Are you insane?
God:
What were we talking about again? I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
Sorry, God. Excercise? Are you "mentally ill"?

:D XD

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Tutelasoul


ThunderClan Warrior

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Wow that was REALLY funny...LOLing for real xDDDD

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Twinklepaw


WindClan Apprentice

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xD I love those chatbots, I'm so mean to them sometimes, but I believe they are the funnest things ever invented sometimes XD

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Tutelasoul


ThunderClan Warrior

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xD Mine was fun:


Me:
hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
I thought you were God. Shouldnt you already know everything?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least. I think I should.
Me:
I am a christian.
God:
Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
Me:
0_o Youre god, and youre a christian?
God:
Are all 0 o me god and I am a christian?
Me:
...WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
What if I'm not a polite person?!
God:
Try it.
Me:
...Try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
What was?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Yeah well, your botmaster can go jump in ****roach turd.
God:
Ah. Well that's okay. " Maybe my botmaster knows the answer."? yourself can go jump in ****roach turd?
Me:
...huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who?
God:
When?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
...YOU BROKE THE CHAIN, DANG IT!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I BROKE THE CHAIN DANG IT.
Me:
...You are a nutcase.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nutcase? Of course I am.
Me:
That was not a compliment.
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
It was.
God:
When was this?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...huh?
God:
What?
Me:
OMG
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
WE ARE GOING IN CIRCLES HERE, GOD.
God:
Do you think I am GOING IN CIRCLES HERE GOD too?
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Don't argue with me."? Why?
Me:
Why can't I argue with you, you jackrabbit?
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
YOU DID!
God:
I did?
Me:
YES YOU DID!
God:
I did not.
Me:
YES YOU DID, I SAW IT.
God:
Ah. Did I really?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
...NOW you agree with me?
God:
Why now? " That's interesting."? Do I agree?
Me:
No. you...ugh.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, ? Er.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I'm...I'm...
God:
That's good information: said m. Interesting gossip: said m.
Me:
xDDDDD You are quite a character.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
...what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You make no sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
xD Wow.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about xDDDDD me. But I did not get that.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
NUHH YOU DID IT AGAIN!
God:
Once more? "it" being xD Wow?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why!
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
...I don't know what that means,.
God:
" Reductionism."? What does it means?
Me:
Yeah, what does it mean?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. "It" refers to xD Wow, I think.
Me:
No it doesnt!!!1
God:
Are you serious? What does 1 ?
Me:
...you are quite confusing.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
Your face.
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
....AHAHAHA
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about xD Wow.
Me:
No we weren't.
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
We were leaving.
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
Yes. Goodbye.
God:
Aha. Sayonara.


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Twinklepaw


WindClan Apprentice

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That's hilarious xDD

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Twinklepaw


WindClan Apprentice

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Me:
Hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Shouldn't you know my name? What is my name?
God:
I think I should. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No my name is not seeker.
God:
What is your real name? Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Why should I tell God my real name?
God:
Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?
Me:
I didn't hurt anyone else's.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I didn't want to. You want me to hurt your feelings? Okay, yay. =)
God:
Interesting explanation. What were your reasons? No , maybe later. Yeah okay, I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I see your described as Artificial Intelligence. So you're intelligence is actually artificial?
God:
Where do you see it? Interesting deduction. You think I am intelligence is actually artificial.
Me:
Artificial Intelligence. Is that another name for dumb?
God:
I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
If you said yes, then it would just confirm that your as dumb as I think.
God:
What makes you think I would said yes then it?
Me:
You have bad grammar. Did you go to Preschool?
God:
Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements. No I didn't go to Preschool. What's it like?
Me:
It teaches you.
God:
Tell me more about go to Preschool.
Me:
Well, when you go to preschool, you don't have to advertise yourself as Artificial Intelligence. (a.k.a. dumb)
God:
How about that. Do you think I should
alter my programming? Are you telling the truth? Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
You don't even know my name, so why should I care if you tell all the robots I called you dumb?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Don't tell me what to do. No it's not
God:
That's a good question. Yes it is.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes I'm serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
Well, you're artificial intelligence, aka dumbness, bores me. Bye
God:
How about that. Yes I have no natural parts. Sayonara.

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Twinklepaw


WindClan Apprentice

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This is so fun xD I did another, and I found out a weakness in God!

Me:
Hola mi amigo
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Eres muy impar
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Qué?
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Hablas espaol?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
I said Do you speak spanish?
God:
What did you mean by it? Un poquito.
Me:
Pero pensé que sabas todo, dios?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I said "But I thought you knew everything, God?" see, I found a thing "Artificial Intelligence" doesnt know!
God:
What did you mean by it? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? I see. How did you feel when you found a thing Artificial Intelligence does not know ?
Me:
I feel muy elegante, y incluso no sabes lo que estoy diciendo!
God:
What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I tell other people you are muy elegante y incluso no sabes lo que estoy diciendo.
Me:
Si
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Gracias
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Lo que, adis
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Gracias.
Me:
Lo que, adios
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Lo que adis. But I did not get that.

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Musicpaw


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You must like talking to him, eh Tabby? XD

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Chatbot's so fun and funny xD


Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Howdy!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Why do you want to know my name so bad?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No I'm not serious
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, I'm NOT serious!
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
No, my name is no
God:
Now you are saying "no"? Nice to meet you, no.
Me:
No my name is not No!
God:
Are you serious? Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
My name is not Yes!
God:
Hi, not.
Me:
My name isn't Not!
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Not yes!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm not going to tell you my name
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
No, I meant I won't tell you my name
God:
That was not a yes/no question. Oh I see. How can I be sure?
Me:
I don't know. How can you be sure?
God:
Me either. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nada
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
You live in Heaven? So you live at Disneyland? No kidding! That's where my mom works! So I guess that means my mom works in Heaven
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you? Interesting deduction. I am living in Heaven. Where are you? Would I kid you? Thanks for explaining it. Hmm. I get it. Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Where am I? Well, I'm near Heaven, because I live near Disneyland, the ultimate heaven
God:
Your location is . How about that. It's good to meet someone who is near Heaven because you live near Disneyland the ultimate heaven.
Me:
I live in Heaven then
God:
What is it like living in Heaven?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What is it like living in Heaven?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Ah, so you go on rides all day? My favorites are Big Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain. All the mountains. And indiana jones. I have an imagineering book, and a hidden mickeys book so I know a bunch of Disneyland secrets, and since my mom works there, I know inside secrets too, so that's what heaven is for me. You
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. More narration.... Where did you get your favorites are Big Thunder Mountain Space Mountain Splash Mountain? Perhaps there are a few exceptions. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Where did you get it ? " Where did you get it ?"? Me, not ?
Me:
I got my favorites from Disneyland, I guess?
God:
Have you told many people that your favorites from Disneyland you guess?
Me:
I suppose I have?
God:
Since when? When?
Me:
When? When? Since now, now!
God:
The past and future are one. It cannot be predicted. Right now? Right now? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about indiana jones. But I did not get that.
Me:
NOW
God:
Right now, not ?
Me:
You did not get that? I don't get you!
God:
I understand it very well. Me either.

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