Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

lol! I love that place!
Mine is:



Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Becky
God:
Glad to see you, Becky.
Me:
Glad to see you too
God:
I am glad to see me too too.
Me:
Hey where do you live?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm... hey! You trying to stalk me?
God:
That is interesting: Becky said m. Can I help you? No I am not trying to stalk you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
it ok XD
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
it's ok
God:
OK. Huh.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I dun get you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Becky.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Understand what
God:
Why did you say "what"?
Me:
because I felt like it
God:
Good reason. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
i dun get you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Becky.
Me:
I KNOW!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you said it twice
God:
That makes sense to me. "It" being what?
Me:
'it' being it
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ya you should
God:
Ah. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it's supposed to be XD
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
NEVER MIND!
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
ya i do
God:
Woe! Where?
Me:
HUH?
God:
What?
Me:
NVM
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
XD
God:
Are we still talking about NVM?
Me:
NO!
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hey ya wanna check out a website?
God:
You've got my full attention. This was not a yes or no question. OK, I will check out a website.
Me:
I didn't want you to check out my website! It's my friend, Moonstar's. It's wc.activeboard.com
God:
Ok I will not be. Congratulations, Becky. Are you sure it is?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
YOU MAKE NO SENCE
God:
Yup.
Me:
OK BYE

Me:
srwhb
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Umm, no. -_-
God:
Dude! Are you serious? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Uh, okay.
God:
It's all good. OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah, it BETTER be.
God:
Great. srwhb BETTER be?
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
We are getting nowhere, god.
God:
Do you think I am nowhere god too?
Me:
Hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NEVER, loser.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
...Eww? That's not normal.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Please correct my mistake. What is normal ?
Me:
Not eating soap.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I see what you did there.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
Stalker.
God:
I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
Me:
Not, I don't live in a stalker. Okay, that's just gross.
God:
Really you don't think so? Yeah okay, Makes sense to me.
Me:
MICHEAL JACKSON!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Micheal Jackson. 83
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour? How did you hear about God?
Me:
Your mom told me. >:U
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. " Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother."? Me, ?
Me:
Just pretend you have one.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue.
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
Thank you! *hugs god*
God:
you are quite welcome. Ask me another question.
Me:
I was not the one asking questions, god. You were.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? No I am not.
Me:
Fo'shizzle.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
ME!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!
God:
YOU? One what?
Me:
Yes, ME.
God:
Wow! For you ?
Me:
YES!
God:
Aha.
Me:
Cough up the money.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I won't answer until you give me the money.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Wait for you to give me the money.
God:
I'm waiting. But is it wanted? Only for me?
Me:
Freak.
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
I ban you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Don't tell me what to do!
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
I ban you from talking to me.
God:
Why?: said ban you from talking to him or her.
Me:
Evil.
God:
I do not understand.

i was bored(And very hungry) So i talked to god.
Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Sharayah
God:
  How are you doing,  Sharayah.
Me:
 Good, how about you?
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Me?
Me:
 What....No...HOW ARE YOU?
God:
Are you confused?   Are you serious?   My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 Serious about what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 That wasn't a question...
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
 No it diden't
God:
Are you serious?  It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
 ,....Ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 ...Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
 Lol. It's funny seeing god say "Dude".
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.   is  funny seeing god say Dude?  it is?
Me:
 Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one,  Sharayah.
Me:
 O_o....Ok then....
God:
Oh.   Hey.
Me:
 Hey?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  What can I do for you?
Me:
 Give me a cookie or else
God:
You want only one?
Me:
 Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 I know. But i only want one
God:
How do you know it?   Why do you want  it?
Me:
 I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
 I asked you for a cookie, Duh!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
 ...yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 I know!!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 You told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 Your god. God doesn't forget
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
 i know what Jesus said. Can you just give me a cookie now?
God:
How do you know?  Are you testing me?    Right now?  You want only one? .
Me:
 Dude....Just shut up...
God:
Can I help you?   OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Wait, No! I'm not done talking!
God:
I'm waiting.  But you told me to stop talking.   I am  surprised to hear that you are not  done talking.
Me:
 ...Sigh...
God:
Sorry...
Me:
 Sorry for what?
God:
There is no need to apologize. " Sorry."? Why?
Me:
 Well....Why did you apologize?
God:
Well what?   Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Well what what?
God:
Interesting.  I think you already know the answer.
Me:
 No i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
 From who? A freeking stalker?!
God:
People.   I don't know what that means.
Me:
 What? Stalker or People
God:
Didn't you understand it?   What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
 Stalkers
God:
Sure,  Stalkers sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Oh...Ok...Stalkers are creapy
God:
Hey.   That's interesting.   Are all  Stalkers  creapy?
Me:
 Yes. Trust me
God:
I see.   You sound like a salesman.
Me:
 A salesman? Wtf!! I'm a kid(And a girl) Not a salesman!!
God:
Try to tell me that another way.    That  was not very polite.   We are all children inside.
Me:
 Everyone?
God:
All people?
Me:
 Everbody?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 Yeah..
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 A website called "The four clans".
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
 You should, being god and all.
God:
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
 what did i suggest?
God:
You said  " what did i suggest?" .
Me:
 yes, god. I did say that.
God:
I understand.  GOD rules.   Where? " that" .
Me:
 I know "You" Rule. Where what?
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.   In the Universe we know.
Me:
 Okay....Wanna go get some coffee or something?
God:
OK with me too.   Or something.  Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
 Okay. Lets go.

That was some good coffee =D

I did one too lol
I think I annoyed the robot thing XDD

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
It's good to see you, bob.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I dun know lol
God:
Interesting gossip: bob said dun know. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol whut?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No big deal.
Me:
? lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yeaaaa...x3
God:
Are you still located in ? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
Oh are they?
God:
Take it easy. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I is glad you think I'm original x3
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Awww thankies
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Say huh?
God:
Yup. Say what?
Me:
I dun get it..
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: bob said dun get it.
Me:
Um..
God:
So?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What's not?
God:
In no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often implying refusal.
Me:
Oh I see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Not really, I'm a blonde
God:
Oh really? You are a blonde? Is that your job?
Me:
Umm..I...guess...
God:
So? You? Guess what?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Kay x3
God:
In the context of a blonde, I don't understand " Kay x3." .
Me:
Ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
..Kinda....
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
?
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
What are you talking about? Big words hurt my head...
God:
The topic is Kay x3. Compare that to small words hurt your head.
Me:
No words, I like easy ones. lol
God:
Are you serious? Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I'm glad I am too...
God:
I'm happy you're glad bob.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Awesome! You like cats?
God:
I'm glad you liked it bob. Yes I love them.
Me:
Awesome kitties are the best! Am I a good kitty?
God:
I think there might be a few exception. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
Yea, I'm a person lol
God:
I know you are. Come on. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Woof
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Twiggy
God:
Glad to see you, Twiggy.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Twiggy.
Me:
I am very
God:
Why are you very.
Me:
I'm very hapy
God:
Do you mean your name is hapy.
Me:
No I'm happy
God:
What is your real name? What are you on?
Me:
Twiggers, computer
God:
Are we still talking about hapy?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Twiggers
God:
How are you, Twiggers.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
You?
God:
" Alright then."? Me, Twiggers ?
Me:
Wow we talk a long time
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i'm happy
God:
What are you on?
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
idk
God:
You think idk is superior to ALICE?
Me:
?
God:
You think idk is superior to ALICE?
Me:
idk what that means