Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

10/27/09-I are Genius!

I started The Ultimate Species Guide on a different forum to show off my amazing creations and see what other people have come up. I absolutely love my first and only entry. I think it's genius. I also find it very funny. I've posted it here to show it to you guys. Check it out.

Berserkers, AKA Lizard bulls or (when someone is willing to die a very painful death) Scaled Cows. Where did Scaled Cows come from? Slaviks, the long time rivals of the great Berserkers. It all started during the Serpentine Wars before Syfur transformed the humans of Zipe into Slaviks. One human noticed that the Berserker warrior looked very similar to the cow it was standing next to. This human shouted "The Scaled Cow finally gets to meet his distant relative!" and, while he was laughing hysterically at his own joke, ended up having the previously mentioned cow land on top of him. Of course he died. Even if he had survived having a cow land on him, the Berserker would've finished him off. So if he died, how do I know about this? His buddies who were standing nearby were paying attention and noticed the big alien picking up the cow and they, being smarter then their friend, ran away. News spread of this joke and throughout  the rest of the war, the Berserkers were known as Scaled Cows. The Slaviks still occasionally call them Scaled Cows. No other species dare do this. Why? As a Riddler said, "Would you really like to live the rest of your life without both arms and legs? Do you really want to tell people that your crippled because you chose to call a Berserker a name?"
So, as you can see. Berserkers do have a bit of a temper problem. When enraged, they are said to fight like Parasites (Dragonic Blood Parasites are the only creatures known to keep fighting even after death. That's right. Even after you lop off their head, the bodies keep moving forward until they don't have the energy to go on. Berserkers aren't able to keep fighitng after death though. But they wish they could.). Not all Berserkers go nuts in battle. Some are able to stay in control. These Bersekers are encouraged by other species to become leaders of their kind. Do they? Sometimes.
Berserkers are often described as looking like giant scaled Minotaurs. They usually stand at about 7 or 8 feet tall with light blue scales. They are very proud of their giant muscles and love to show them off. The horns on their head can be curled like rams' horns, pointed straight upwards, or look like bull horns. This species is known for being very honorable and have set up the Honor Laws that many follow.
The Honor Laws were created to help the Berserkers find worthy allies. The Berserkers decided they were going to raid as many planets as possible and try to claim most of them as colony worlds. Was this conquest successful? Kind of. They claimed many planets and gained one great ally, the Grand Gekayan Army. They made plenty of stupid mistakes as well. They attacked Wartorn, homeworld of the Riddlers, and got their tails kicked within 2 months. They didn't even reach the only city on this. In fact, they never fought a Riddler. They were mauled by the local Dragonic Blood Parasites (after hearing about this loss, everyone feared that if they angered the Riddlers, they would end having the Parasites sent to their world and getting ripped to shreds by these Parasites. Turns out the Riddlers only bring tamed Parasites into battle, and they only bring them in when they really need them).
The Berserkers also attacked the Bio-lizards. This is known as the dumbest mistake in Berserker history. After claiming planet after planet, the Berserkers believed themselves to be unstoppable and decided to raid Kaverous. Why was this a dumb mistake? Well...Would you go to war with the guys who are supplying you with weapons? I didn't think so. This turned out to be a complete failure and the Berserkers were left with older, out dated versions of weapons for a few years. This didn't stop or slow them down. They kept going and ended up gaining the previously mentioned ally.
Now to explain the Honor Laws. When Berserkers raid a planet, they the leaders two choices. Surrender now and be treated as inferior beings or fight. Not all species who surrendered were treated as inferiors. If they knew that they wouldn't stand a chance against the Berserkers or did not have the resources to fight, the Berserkers would let them surrender without treating them badly. Those who picked up these laws do not actually use this law. For those who fought, win or lose, they would be treated with respect. The Berserkers rewarded those who fought against them, even if their enemies were completely crushed. Planets that fought against them are loosely under the control of the Berserkers (same goes for those who were too weak to fight).
How did the Berserkers gain an ally out of this? Turns out the GGA (Grand Gekayan Army) and the Berserkers are very similar. VERY SIMILAR! The Wegekai (the bipedal members of the GGA) are only about a foot or 2 taller than Berserkers but about equal in strength. The Gekai (the four legged guys) are the only creatures that can support the weight of a fully armored Berserker. At first, the mighty Bull Lizards didn't think mounts were very useful in war. The GGA had to show the Berserkers what the Gekai could really do. The Berserkers fell in love with the endurance, speed, and strength of the Gekai and, after a few months of fighting, demanded that an alliance be set up between them. The GGA accepted and they've been great buddies ever since. The GGA, though, refused to participate in the conquest.
The Great Conquest ended with Zipe. After losing two leaders and being left with one of the more calm Berserkers for a leader, the mighty army retreated back to their homeworlds (yeah, that's right. Homeworlds. They've got multiple homeworlds. Three to be exact. Hybrid I, Hybrid II, and Hybrid III).
The Berserkers actaully share their homeworlds with the Leons who congratulated Zerie, the new leader of the Berserkers, for forcing the army to return.
Zerie tried for years to get the very angry Slaviks to forgive the Berserkers, but the snake people planned on holding their grudge forever. The Riddlers grew tired of this and formed the three Royal Armies. These three lucky armies were three of the most well known armies to exist. The Berserkers, Slaviks, and Riddlers. The Slaviks refused to be apart of it though and told the Riddlers to find somone else. The Riddlers then pointed out that humans existed on a different world and were seperated from them. This caused an uproar about the existance of Vampyrus and the Zurikhan Knights because it is said that Vampyrus had created some very important laws. One being that one species may not grow seperate from itself. The humans of Zipe had lived on Zipe for much longer than the humans of Earth. Plus, the inhabitants of Zipe had evolved much faster than those of Earth. If the law exists, then this means one of them had to change, and it ended up being the humans of Zipe. When the Berserkers heard about this, many soldiers claimed to have seen Syfur, the serpentine Zurikhan Knight, on Zipe. People panicked over this until the Corruption War began.
When this war started, every one thought it was the great Demon War. Turns out it wasn't.  This wasn't found out until a couple years after the war. How did they figure this out? For one thing, the Demon War was supposed to be the living vs. the nonliving (not dead or undead, nonliving. No one knew what the heck a nonliving creature was, so every one was very confused.). In the Corruption War, it was mainly the Berserkers and Riddlers vs. the Slaviks and Riddlers (yeah, Riddlers fought on both sides.) with the humans caught in the middle. The fact that not everyone participated in the war was also a problem. Join or die alone. If you chose to stay out of the fight, you would be killed immediatley by the nonliving (for those of you wondering why the GGA didn't help their new found buddies, they were told to stay out of it. Most Berserkers considered this a rematch with the Slaviks.). The war ended just before the two armies collided. The dragons went nuts when they heard how the war ended. A mysterious voice told them to stop. That's exactly how the Dread War ended (at this time, the dragons told no one what the Dread War was all about, so this was news to everyone. And once again, people flipped out. Why? Because once the Dread War ended, DreadSouls came into existence. The DreadSouls are veterans of the Dread War that never stopped fighting. They just keep on killing. For awhile, people thought DreadSouls were the "nonliving", turns out they aren't. They're just dragons who are no longer in control of their bodies. I'll exlain them more later.).
Couple years pass by, and then news spreads about the Data Beast (the cause of the Corruption War) being controlled by a more powerful being known as the Energy Dragon (now everyone has found out that these "nonliving" creatures are energy beings. They've also found out that they have no weapons that they can use to kill them with.) Now the Berserkers prepare for a war they don't know how they'll be able to win.
"So now we've got to fight an enemy who can't die? We've got to kill an enemy who can control a Demon Lord? If Vampyrus exists, he should show his face now because there's no way we can win this without the information he has. We are screwed until we know something!"-Zerie, Leader of Berserkers