You: HELLO Stranger: hello You: WHAT IS NEW You: HELLOOOOOOO Stranger: nothing You: O THTS COOL. MY COMPUTER IS COOL Stranger: oh Stranger: lol You: LOL INDEED You: ARE YOU A VAMPIRE Stranger: no You: AW You: VAMPIRES R COOL You: U SHOULD B A VAMPIRE Stranger: oh You: Y ARENT YOU A VAMPIRE Stranger: no Stranger: cuz You: OH I C You: THTS COOL You: IF YOU WERE A VAMPIRE WOULD U DRINK BLOOD Stranger: nol Stranger: no You: Y NOT You: I BELIEVE THAT IS CLASSIC VAMPIRE STUFF You: AT LEAST THTS WHAT I HEAR You: WAS I LIED TRO You: TO? Stranger: yep You: DARN
It was my first one so it kinda sucked. I came up with it as i went.
Stranger: hey You: hey You: m/f??? Stranger: f Stranger: u?? You: f Stranger: ah~~ Stranger: where r u from?? You: NY You: u? Stranger: taiwan Stranger: how old r u?? You: 46 Stranger: really?? You: yep You: u? Stranger: do u have kids?? Stranger: 17 You: 10 Stranger: i have 5~ Stranger: wow~ You: ya You: my husbands always cheat on me so i've been divorced 3 times You: there was one time he cheated on me with my sister Stranger: oh~ really? You: and the other ran away to the circus to get married tot he tight rope walker Your conversational partner has disconnected.
just fyi most guys won't talk to you if you say your male
-- Edited by Frostpool on Wednesday 26th of August 2009 07:15:09 PM