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Haha if you want to be in this just post and I might include you! These aren't that funny, but I kind of try, sort of....

EPISODE ONE

This Episode Featuring:

Karma
Karmas Mom
Firestar
Moonstar
Ebonycloud

Roleplays: How will they effect your childrens future?

Karma: *Staring at screen* GAH!! I SO CANNOT BELIEVE WE ARE TRAVELING TO THE MYSTIC MOUNTAINS !

Karmas Mom: ....

Karma: Mom DUH its a roleplay! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!! Ug, you are SOOOO not cool. *speed types roleplay scene*

Firestar: Yes, the strength of the Rainbow Unicorns are many, but the will of the force stands strong, come comerades! Let us venture into the unknown world of the Mystic Mountains where the enemy Rainbow Unicorns plan their attack on us loving ogres.

Ebonycloud: OOC: Wait. I thought this was a roleplay about dogs.

Moonstar: OOC: SHUDDUP ITS MY TURN TO GIVES A SPEECH

                      IC: Yes! Ummm attack those beasts!

Karma: IMMA SLAUGHTER A UNICORN

Karmas mom: Honey, I think you have some issues. I am afraid I am going to have to take you to a mental hospital.

Karma: YOUR MOM NEEDS TO GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL. Jumanji was totally galloping up the freaking hill when some annoying unicorn totally came along and ruined his freaking mood. Jumanji was mad, and never saws the evil creature by the name of unicorn EVER AGAIN. *snickers*

Ebonycloud: OOC:  I still dont get what happened here.

Moonstar: *Ignoring Ebbs*this is one entertaining teleblibshawn you gots here fawny. I have a rather nice set myself. DESTROY THE RAINBOW UNICORNS.

Firestar:  *at the computer at home* I sooooooo cannot belive the gloops beat the Yackenshnigerdoodles. Soooo lame. Well now we are going to KICK US SOME UNICORN BUTT.

Firestar, Moonstar, Karma: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

Ebonycloud: OOC: ??



EPISODE 2

This episode featuring:

Rustfur
Paintedleaf
Aurastripe
Florestapaw
Fran Drescher

The Case of the Missing Menorah

Fran Drescher: Oh I just LOVE  kwanza!

Aurastripe: I think you mean Hanukah

 Fran Drescher: Yea, but with kwanza, the less I know, the more I love!

Rustfur: What does that even mean?

Paintedleaf: Rusty, welcome to the meshpukah (MEH-SPUCK-UH) bro.

Rustfur: I AM A FEMALE

Paintedleaf: Well get used to it!

Fran Drescher: Son, youve got to understand, the shorter the dress, the more people think you are gay.

Rustfur: WHAT IS WITH THIS?? I AM BORN AND RAISED A FEMALE. IM A CHICK, A FEMALE CHICK! WHO LOVES TO DANCE ABOUT A STICK! A SLICK STICK!

Aurastripe: I concur.

Paintedleaf: Its raining its pouring.

Aurastripe: Would the old man happen to be snoring?

Fran Drescher: You aint seen snoring until you met my old man.

Paintedleaf: Does he look like her? *Points to rusteh*

Rustfur: WHAT IS THIS?

Florestapaw: Hey chickas whats shakin bacon?

Rustfur: Do I look like a male to you??

Florestapaw: NO! OF COURSE NOT! Your fur isnt white and you dont open up to reveal a secretty letter within.

Rustfur: No! do I look like a dude??

Florestapaw: Ya no, I dont see you as a man. I see you as. A female

Rustfur: See guys??

Florestapaw: Yes, its to bad that your insides reveal a fee, I was really hoping the insurance company would give me more time to pay of my bill.

Rustfur: O.O

Paintedleaf: WHERES THE MENORAH??

All: GASP!

*special guest mosspaw*: It was I who took the menorah.

All: Ohhhh!

*THE END*



-- Edited by Karma on Saturday 24th of October 2009 01:20:14 AM

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eDIT UNO :) haha caps lock is funny

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POST AWAY MAI COMERADESbiggrin.gifhmm.gif

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Oh god haha! xD That made me laugh! Yackenshnigerdoodles~

Firestar:  *at the computer at home* I sooooooo cannot belive the gloops beat the Yackenshnigerdoodles. Soooo lame. Well now we are going to KICK US SOME UNICORN BUTT.

Firestar, Moonstar, Karma: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

Ebonycloud: OOC: ??

xDDD I love how ebbs has no clue what is going on.

Ebonycloud: OCC: Wait, I thought this RP was about dogs.

Thank you for adding me karmsie :)

Now write more >:( xDDD



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Haha I'm glad you liked it! If more ppl like it I will probably write more :)
Youre welcome! Imma try to include lots of ppl, but many plle will b included twice, or three times, or four :) or more! haha :)

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x3 hahaha, i loved how ebbs was like, "??????????? HUUUHHHH?" hehe, unicorns should HAVE LYKE THE AWESOMENESS POWA TO TOTALLY LYKE SHOOT LAZERS FROM DER EYYEEEZZZZ! X3

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unfortunately loving an idiot
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Oh my gosh that had me laughing so hard! XD Ebbs was like: lolwhut? through the whole thing! XD Hahahaha! You make me laugh Karma! Truely very funny! Must have more naaoow! >:U

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haha glad u guys like :))

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XD That was funny!
Favorite part:

Karma: IMMA SLAUGHTER A UNICORN

Karmas mom: Honey, I think you have some issues. I am afraid I am going to have to take you to a mental hospital.

Karma: YOUR MOM NEEDS TO GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL. Jumanji was totally galloping up the freaking hill when some annoying unicorn totally came along and ruined his freaking mood. Jumanji was mad, and never saws the evil creature by the name of unicorn EVER AGAIN. *snickers*


XD Mental hospital XD My mom says that sometimes XD haha


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so hilarious, i want to be in it too!

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