I would like to confess something. The Wyvernclaw you think you know -- sixteen going on seventeen, a fan of Pokémon, digimon and other stuff -- is, in fact, not the true Wyvernclaw. In fact, I am no child. I am an observer.
I work for the government. Yes; the government of the United States. The secret service, in fact. Do not be alarmed. I came here not to chat and talk, but to observe, as well as to... experiment, I should say. I have been studying you. I have been compiling reports. Perhaps I should explain why.
You see, the government has long suspected the existence of... certain mythical creatures. These creatures take on the appearance of teens. In reality, they are creatures of legend. They bear no name as a species. They bear no distinction from regular humans, except for one. They are part cat. They give themselves names consisting of something that describes them, and then a suffix denoting something else about them to go along with them. Examples would be, say Fireheart or Rainpelt. You may notice that these types of names are used in your Warriors books as well; this is not a coincidence. you see, long ago I happened across these Erin Hutner authors as they were planning their book. They wwre not merely planning a book; they plotted to spread the influence of the half-cats. As evidenced here, they have succeeded. They are continuing to be monitored as you read this.
What next, you ask? It's simple: The government will close down this testing facility come tomorrow. You will find no pain from this; it will be swift. Then you shall each be individually tested, to see whether or not you truly are one of these halfcats, as expected. Those who are not will have their memories wiped. Those who are, well, let's just say that you shall become the defenders of Earth and all of her colonies. ... Just kidding. In reality you'll be subject to more testing and interrogation so that we may find out where all fo the other half-cats are.
So, yes, I apologize for being the one who must inform you of this, but the secret can not be kept any longer. Should anyone attempt to squeal on us... come on. We're the government. What dop you expect to happen -- that we'll be shut down? This is serious beans, people.
Agent Southton out. You have 24 hours to pack your bags.
... Now wouldn't that make an interesting movie? 8D Don't be alarmed; I'm jsut pulling all of yo guys' legs. :P
-- Edited by Wyvernclaw on Tuesday 25th of January 2011 01:26:27 AM
HAHHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAA. since i know you in real life though, i can't be fooled with such nonsensicalness. that actually saddens me. i would've loved to freak!
HAH. you actually got me... but then again, i highlight things when i read them, since it's easier for my eyes... so... eh. but really, you got me at first. i gave a little scream... because i'm a wimp like that... :B
plus, half cat? pfft, i'm like half mammoth. i like mammoths. but, individuality aside... i'm not sure where this is going. at all.
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07.08.13
okay, then. unfortunately loving an idiot who doesn't love me back. but i'm not falling. i just kind of... am. .